Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...