Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...