A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
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One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
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Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...