To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...