Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...