Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...