The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Want to go into space?
|NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...