Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...