Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...