User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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