Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...