Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...