Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....