Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...