One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...