Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
During the World War II…
During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...