Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...