Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...