Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...