How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.