Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...