Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...