Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Lovely gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and...