A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...