The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...