Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!