The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...