Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...