Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...