If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...