Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...