Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...