YOU MEAN ME?
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Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The prison hospital
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A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Two story house
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Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
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Investment counselor
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