The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...