God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...