Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...