Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...