Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...