Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....