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Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...