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picking up a woman in a laundromat
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A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
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The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
I have good news and bad news
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