To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Top 10 rejection lines by women!
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10. I think...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
Corporations… OY!
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...