I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...