Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...