Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...