Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...