Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...