The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
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Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...