Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...