Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...